Tag: Bed

  • Internal Thermostat Cartoon

    Internal Thermostat Cartoon

    Bearman Cartoons Hot and Cold in Bed Internal ThermostatMy wife said no one but me would get today’s cartoon because I must be the only one that can go to bed and be chilled and in the middle of the night tear the covers off me because I am burning up.  I said she was the odd one who went to sleep and woke up cold even though she insists we keep our house on 73 degrees in the winter.

    How can I even be chilled when going to bed?   Well, my mother said my wife has wussified me because when I was living with my parents the thermostat barely went over 67.

    Anyone else get the night sweats?

     

  • Sagging Mattress Cartoon

    Sagging Mattress Cartoon

    Bearman Cartoons Sagging Mattress CartoonIt is a well known fact that women tend to take over the bed at night.  It is true in my house as well.   I call my wife a “starfish” as she makes sure to take up as much room with her small frame as she possibly can in the bed.  Add a couple cats in the mix and poor Bearman is smashed up against the edge of his side of the bed.

    Recently my wife has been saying we need a new mattress because no matter how many times we turn the mattress my side of the bed is always sagging.  REALLY???!!!!